Waterproof Splash Blanket™ - Stormy The OG
It’s time to ditch the towels and embrace life’s little messes with the original luxurious waterproof blanket. We’re here to protect your mattress, bedding, couch, floor or any surface you don’t want to get wet so that you can fully relax with complete peace of mind.
How you choose to use your waterproof blanket is your business! Sexy time in the bedroom, salty trips to the beach, pet accidents, birthing, free bleeding, bed wetting, incontinence or simply protecting your boujee white couch from red wine spills - you do you boo.
The OG Splash Blanket™ has plush micro velvet on one side and fluffy sherpa fleece on the other. Not only is the OG 100% waterproof; it’s also super absorbent, double-sided & bonded, stain-proof and machine washable. And let’s not forget, it’s ultra-soft, cosy and warm, which makes for the best couch snuggle companion, particularly in the cooler months of the year.
Splash Blankets™ are also available in bamboo, double veluxe, bamboo fitted sheets and padded mats - you’re sure to find a style you and the whole family love!
Extra Small Round: 1m x 1m (40in x 40in). The ultimate round sex towel for regular intimacy moments, travel & stay-cations and daily self pleasure practices. Washes quick, dries quick!
Small: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.
Medium: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). The perfect body-size blanket for solo couch moments or full-body massages.
Large: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is the ideal oversized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.
Jumbo: 2.3m x 2.3m (90.5in x 90.5in). These JUMBO blankets are perfect for your King, Super King & California King beds (hello Rhianna!) They will not just lay flat across your bed but actually tuck you in and fall over the sides of your mattress.
What colours are available?
We launch new colours every 3-6 months so make sure you subscribe to our newsletter to stay tuned! Currently we have the following colours available: Emerald, Moon Blood, Cloud, Purple Smoke, Black Onyx, Tasmanian Navy, Sage, Cherry Blossom, Bluebell, Lavender Mist, Gold, Champagne, Purple Eggplant, Olive, Latte and Rose Quartz.
How Much Liquid Can the Blanket Hold?
Unlike many waterproof mats, which are like picnic rugs where the liquid pools on top, liquid on the Splash Blanket™ soaks in and absorbs into the fleece. It can hold up to one litre of liquid (tried and tested). These plush, fleecey blankets are double-sided and absorb all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes and bodily fluids.
- Wash on the same setting you would wash your sheets or towels with a fast spin cycle.
- Select a cool or warm water setting and avoid using boiling hot water.
- Dry in the tumble dryer for no longer than 30 minutes (to avoid melting the waterproof film) or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine.
To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.
- Avoid using bleach or fabric softener.
Your blanket is made of 100% vegan polyester fleece and micro-velvet fabric with a waterproof internal layer. We also now have a bamboo summer blanket for folks who prefer something more light-weight.
Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years! However not all good things last forever, so depending on how often you use it and how you wash your blanket, the waterproof functionality of the blanket can last approximately one year.
- Sex & solo self pleasure sessions (calling all squirters and squirtees!)
- Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!
- Pet snuggle blanket (beware of puppy thieves)
- Baby blanket for free-nappy time
- Birth blanket and post-partum recovery
- An innocuous “throw” for your couch and spontaneous sex sessions
- Incontinence blanket for pets, kids, elderly or bed wetting
- Indoors or outdoors picnic blankets - no need to cry over spilt juice.
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We currently only ship within the UK from this website, from our warehouse located in London.
Orders are typically shipped within 1-3 days of receiving the order*.
All orders are shipped with DHL.
*It may take slightly longer during busy seasons and sales.
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