Waterproof Splash Blanket™️ - Moon Blood The OG


Upgrade your sex towel with the world’s most luxurious waterproof intimacy blanket - the OG Splash Blanket™ our best selling regal colour Moon Blood.

Protect your mattress, sheets or duvet cover by laying down your waterproof Splash Blanket™ before intimacy and enjoy the super-soft plush fabric feel against your skin, knowing it’s absorbent, double-sided leak-proof, stain-proof and 100% machine washable!

Since relaxation is a key part of healthy intimacy, the Splash Blanket™ offers you peace of mind of knowing you can a) make a mess and b) not need to clean up afterwards. Simply throw your Splash Blanket™ into a regular washing cycle and tumble dry for no longer than 30 minutes.

If discretion is your thing, your Splash Blanket™ looks like any other innocuous couch throw. In fact it makes for the best couch snuggle companion, particularly in the cooler months of the year. 

Available in bamboo, quilted fleece, padded mats and fitted sheets - you’re sure to find a Splash Blanket™ you and the whole family love!! Yes, your pets, kids and parents will want of their own once they get their hands on it. 

    What sizes are available?

    Travel Size: 50cm x 75cm (19 x 29 inches). Think of this as a boujee "cum rag"! Best kept in your bed side drawer or under your toosh for capturing and wiping down bodily fluids after a sexy romp. You may also like to use it in the pram, baby carrier, car seat or anywhere to capture spills, spews, breast milk or unexpected leakages.

    Extra Small Round: 1m x 1m (40in x 40in). The ultimate round sex towel for regular intimacy moments, travel & stay-cations and daily self pleasure practices. Washes quick, dries quick!

    Small: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.

    Medium: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is ideal for full-body massages and throwing each other around the bed without needing to worry if you’re still on the blanket. 

    Large: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). The ideal over-sized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket. 

    All our blankets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur.

    What colours are available?

    We launch new colours every 3-6 months so make sure you subscribe to our newsletter to stay tuned! Currently we have the following colours available: Emerald Green, Moon Blood, Cloud, Purple Smoke, Onyx, Tasmanian Navy, Sage, Cherry Blossom, Bluebell, Lavender Mist, Gold Mustard, Champagne, Eggplant, Olive, Latte, Black on Black, Mulberry, Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, Burnt Orange, Dusty Magenta, and Rose Quartz. 

    How Much Liquid Can the Blanket Hold?

    Unlike many waterproof mats, which are like picnic rugs where the liquid pools on top, liquid on the Splash Blanket™ soaks in and absorbs into the fleece. It can hold up to one litre of liquid (tried and tested). These plush, fleecey blankets are double-sided and absorb all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes and bodily fluids. 

    Wash Instructions:

    • Wash on a regular wash on the same setting you would wash your sheets or towels with a fast spin cycle.
    • Select a cool or warm water setting and avoid using boiling hot water.
    • Dry in the tumble dryer for no longer than 30 minutes (to avoid melting the waterproof film) or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine.
    • To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.
    • Avoid using bleach or fabric softener.


    Your blanket is made of 100% vegan polyester fleece and micro-velvet fabric with a waterproof internal layer. We also now have a bamboo summer blanket for folks who prefer something more light-weight. 


    Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years! However not all good things last forever, so depending on how often you use it and how you wash your blanket, the waterproof functionality of the blanket can last approximately one year. 

    Suggested uses:

    • Sex & solo self pleasure sessions (calling all squirters and squirtees!)
    • Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!
    • Pet snuggle blanket (beware of puppy thieves)
    • Baby blanket for free-nappy time
    • Birth blanket and post-partum recovery 
    • An innocuous “throw” for your couch and spontaneous sex sessions
    • Incontinence blanket for pets, kids, elderly or bed wetting
    • Indoors or outdoors picnic blankets - no need to cry over spilt juice. 

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    Share the love squirters! Tag us in your stories, reels, tiktoks & posts @yoni_pleasure_palace  and @splashblanket with the hashtag #yppsquirtblanket and #splashblanket.

    Squirt Blankets have gone totally viral! They have been featured on the Hook Up on Triple J as well as other articles in VICE and Refinery 29. You can also read our blog article about the blankets here

    Our founder’s philosophy is simple: “The blanket is a psychological sex toy. When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic and sexually expressive!” - Rosie Rees.

    Shipping Information

    We currently only ship within the UK from this website, from our warehouse located in London.

    Orders are typically shipped within 1-3 days of receiving the order*.

    All orders are shipped with DHL.

    *It may take slightly longer during busy seasons and sales.

    This is not a guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays, individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control. To check our shipping policy, click here